A Fruit Walks Into A Farmers’ Market

Saying you’re “not a huge fan of the farmers’ market” in San Francisco is like saying, “Yeah, I think Lindsay Lohan’s a good role model” or “What’s wrong with the Westboro baptist church?” And yet, when this fruit went to check it out for the first time, he felt like he didn’t really fit in. Here’s my inner monologue as I peruse the farmers’ market, new on Thought Catalog.