“You Should Fall For Someone Who Doesn’t Love You” (Audiobook Edition) Is Out Today!

51ykrbDd4EL._SL300_My second e-book got the audiobook treatment from Audible too, and it’s available here now! 

Huge thanks to my awesome narrator, Brian Hatch, and to the whole Audible team!

Confessions of an “Old” Virgin

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Once upon a time, I was a 23-year-old virgin. Now, I know that’s not insanely old, I don’t have anything on that 40-year-old virgin they made the movie about, but it *is* older than most people. According to a sex survey conducted by ABC, only 3% of Americans over the age of 22 are still chaste, and everyone knows that when you’re suffering through extra years of virginity you multiply those years by seven (as in dog-years), so actually I was, like, a 52-year-old virgin, so that movie should have really been made about me.

I shed some light and make some confessions about what life was like as an ‘Old Virgin’ in my latest article for Huffington Post Gay Voices. And of course you can check out more confessions from me in my e-book, “I Swear I’ll Be Good At It!,” here. And if you’re not much for reading, you can now download the audiobook version on Audible for your listening pleasure! Check out the sample below: 

You Should Fall For Someone Who Doesn’t Love You, on HuffPost

n-HEARTBREAK-large570The title essay of my new e-book, “You Should Fall For Someone Who Doesn’t Love You” is up on Huffington Post today. If you’re suffering from a broken heart (and maybe suffering worse than usual due to Valentine’s Day looming large), I think it’s worth a read.

…I mean, couldn’t hurt, right?